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A person with no balls. Basically, a p*ssy, but to annoy him, call him a "poozi". Fun to say annoying to hear. "Oh, he didn't ask that girl out? What a poozi!"

Can also say:
"Pooooooozzzaaayyyy"
"Pooooozzzz"
"Pooozclot"
"Poozmanz"

Annoying enough? It works, bruh!
Spongebob is a poozi!
Poozi by sodmg4413 July 3, 2014
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valid and/or good
*high asf*
F1- yoo im feeling poozi rn, how you feeling
F2- ong that blunt making me feel poozi
poozi by JimmyIsTheB3st May 4, 2022

Joozi Poozi 

A joozi poozi is a child-like way of saying juicy pussy, but it can also literally be a juicy pussy sopping wet flowing with natural pussy juices.
Example 1:

Tyler: Wow, you've got a nice joozi poozi, girl!
Leah: Thanks Tyler, I think.

Example 2:

Child: Daddy, what's a joozi poozi?
Father: I'll tell you when you're older.
Joozi Poozi by efishies15 January 25, 2019

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.
guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is
poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021

Poogin' around 

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.
Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.
Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Winnie the poohing 

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.
My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.
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