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an abstract insult. also used in the context of being robbed.
that muthfunkah is straight up poojank, mang!
poojank by anita hymen February 14, 2006
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Pooja / Puja in Hinduism means a religious ritual performed by Hindus as an offering to various deities, distinguished persons, or special guests.
Pooja / Puja in Buddhism means expressions of honour, worship and devotional attention.
Poojan is the act of doing pooja.
It means the act of worshipping / praying.
In India, land is only used after doing bhumi poojan.
At Diwali hindus perfrom Laxmi poojan.
Poojan by realduff123 January 20, 2014
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Defines a pleasant charming and dainty personality .
Take a look at her. She’s a Poojani !
poojani by Balikurutu January 3, 2018
To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.
I poojacked while I was on the john
poojack by Anonymous July 1, 2003
My computer is being pojanked; it is not letting me on the internet.
pojank by Chad Higginbotham February 22, 2004
Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.
"Wanna touch my poodank?"
Poodank by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

Poojanie 

Poojanie is one of the sweetest and kind-hearted people on earth. She never judges you and Is always welcoming to new people. When you meet her she’s shy but you instantly fall in love with her with her kind smile and adorable laugh. If a guy is ever lucky enough to gain her trust he should love her and treat her with the respect she deserves, cuddle her everyday and always remind her how much he loves her. Poojanie is a friend for life and is the rarest of them all. She loves animals especially dogs and is a very nurturing person. She truely deserves the world. Never let her go because it’s not everyday you come across an intelligent, funny person like her. A best friend, family member and kind-hearted human.
Poojanie is the best girl ever.
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