Poodanking 

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

Poodanking by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poonking 

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

poonking by nolanj April 13, 2008

podunking 

Living in a car. Similar to "boondocking" in an RV, podunking is dry camping in your average sedan, station wagon, or a van that has not been converted into an RV. Podunkers have no bathroom or cooking facilities in the vehicle.

My wife kicked me out of the house, so I've been podunking in my subuaru in the parking lot behind work.

podunking by e-man February 24, 2013

PoonKing 

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

PoonKing by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

Pooplanking 

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

Pooplanking by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

Poonking 

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

Poonking by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Pootanging 

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"

Pootanging by Toe massive September 22, 2009