Poodank

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012

poodangle

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Poodangus

Someone who is horrible at what they are attempting to do.

Dom you are poodangus in Warzone.

by Ging1 June 12, 2020

podank

genre of cool, urban hillbilly, ie gangstabilly music, aka hick hop.

also the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world.

Alternative Worship with PoDank!

by podankster April 18, 2004

pooyank

The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.

The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.

by soused April 24, 2007

poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007