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Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

Poodank by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

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Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

Poodak Moment by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012

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Poodanking • Poo Dank • podank • poodangle • poowank • pootanks • Poodak Moment • poodan • Poodancing • Poodaner

poodangle

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

poodangle by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

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Poodangus

Someone who is horrible at what they are attempting to do.

Dom you are poodangus in Warzone.

Poodangus by Ging1 June 12, 2020

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podank

genre of cool, urban hillbilly, ie gangstabilly music, aka hick hop.

also the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world.

Alternative Worship with PoDank!

podank by podankster April 18, 2004

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pooyank

The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.

The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.

pooyank by soused April 24, 2007

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poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

poowank by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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