Pooya is a super gorgeous persian boy with the most heart-warming smile EVER who can make every beautiful thing happen. His crazy girl loves him sooo much.
When you have such explosive diarrhea that is in a completely liquid form (without the lumps) and feels as if you are pissing out of your ass. There is such a strong steady stream that a passerby who hears you could easily mistaken you for taking an actual piss.
More of a lurch than lurch. Last at everything. He's creepy and he's spooky. Doesn't even know what he's saying half the time. Sloppy with his boyfriends. A potato head. Bows down to lurch.
The annoying habit some question-answerers adopt, whereby they offer a plethora of possible answers in order to increase their chances of correctly answering the question.
Amber: Hello Simon! Guess how manypineapple rings I eaten today?
Simon: Gee, that'll be 1 or 5 or 9, yeah?
Amber: Your polyanswerism is not welcome here, Simon