Pooya is a super gorgeous persian boy with the most heart-warming smile EVER who can make every beautiful thing happen. His crazy girl loves him sooo much.
When you have such explosive diarrhea that is in a completely liquid form (without the lumps) and feels as if you are pissing out of your ass. There is such a strong steady stream that a passerby who hears you could easily mistaken you for taking an actual piss.
More of a lurch than lurch. Last at everything. He's creepy and he's spooky. Doesn't even know what he's saying half the time. Sloppy with his boyfriends. A potato head. Bows down to lurch.
Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about.
Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.