pooyass

when you poo and get poo on your ass and walk around with it in your ass cheeks

jay: maaan my ass is so sticky and smelly!!
dawn: did you forget to wipe?!?
jay: i don’t know! can you check?
dawn: ok. uhhh ooooh you have a pooyass

by sunnyd 🦡 September 25, 2021

Pooass

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

Sweet Sassy Poonassy

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

by SavLE February 23, 2011

pooass

a national agreement among men

'POOASS' Agreed

by penislover69 February 7, 2022

Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

poopass

1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.

1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?

by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

Poocasso

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!

by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005