poopding 

a word that cracks up elementary school kids, misspelling of pudding.

Person 1: Hey Steve, i see you are eating POOPding?

Steve: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

poopding by thedragonslayer January 11, 2012

poopding 

Basically a can of pudding that contains human excrements. Some people prefer to cook them by their own, or it’s usual then people seek for help by asking neighbors.

- hehhehe dude i just ate some poopding hhehehe
-really dude lemme try that shit! Hehhhe

-yes yes my friend

-mmmm tasty poopding!!!

poopding by AlSalviSaviSaarpunk August 10, 2021

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

poopying

poopying the process of eliminating solid waste from the body

i got a hold of some rancid food this morning and spent all day poopying my pants

poopying by bluebear June 2, 2020

team pooping 

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

team pooping by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

Ghost Pooping 

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.

Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.

Ghost Pooping by Brendon K February 5, 2019