pooptang

def 1: a girl with a such a dirty pussy, it leaves your cock smelling like ass

def 2: going from the ass to the pussy without wiping it clean...often leading to a yeast infection

ex 1: dude, all that's left in this bar is pooptang, but i ain't goin home alone

ex 2: dude, if you ain't gettin a lil pooptang, you ain't livin right! that said, bitch better bathe before i go back fo mo

by pooptang wrangler July 18, 2014

pooptang

an expression used by gay men when they are in need of sex, similar to poontang

That guy is sooo hot i hope i can get some pooptang.

by Social Deviance November 9, 2011

Pooptang

An american expression generally used by males when in need of some pussy

Also can be used to describe highly attractive females.

I really need to get me some pooptang

That is some high glass pooptang

by The Utility Belt March 9, 2009

Poohtang

The heaven between a girls legs

We're out to get some poohtang tonight

by Pseudonym25 April 26, 2014

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontangarang

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.

Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.

by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010