poopt'm

v. The act of deficating in ones garments.

Frankie smelled rotten after he poopt'm last evening.
or
Aaahhhhhh... poopt'm.

by nik c. March 14, 2004

poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

Poop meitiner

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally

Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath

by Harry wanna March 30, 2019

poop minute

The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.

Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:

1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)

Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.

Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.

Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.

by daeyoh September 19, 2020

Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009