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v. The act of deficating in ones garments.
Frankie smelled rotten after he poopt'm last evening.
or
Aaahhhhhh... poopt'm.
poopt'm by nik c. March 14, 2004
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poop meat 

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.
I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."
poop meat by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
poop monkey by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

Poop meitiner 

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally
Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath
Poop meitiner by Harry wanna March 30, 2019

poop minute 

The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.

Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:

1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.

Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.

Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
poop minute by daeyoh September 19, 2020

Poop mittens 

Another word for toilet paper.
Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.
Poop mittens by KQF February 12, 2009

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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