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A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.
Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.
by K-Frizzle June 08, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.
Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
by Ohiostate81 October 20, 2010
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When the poop is needed to be crafted by the hands of 80 Vietnamese children from the mechanics of 20 individual gears of caca.
OH DEAR! I gotta get to the poopmachine before it explodes
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by Fartdestruct March 20, 2021
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