poopstomp

the act of filling ones sock with fecal matter and slamming it across their face.

poop stomping can also be attained while on X-Box live and someone repeatably kills and taunts you.

"dude why did you sign off last night?"
"because dude i kept gettin poopstomped"

by Taintgobbler February 13, 2010

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

Pooptop

When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.

Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!

by cheddarz October 21, 2010

poopsoop

opportunities of a business

what’s your SWOT analysis?
my poopsoop is none of your business!

just poopsoop!

by poopsoop February 28, 2022

Poopsoup

Undesirable butane hash oil (dabs)often left with solvents left in the concentrate and the concentrate can be very dark in color. Most likely was not made properly

Yo Bob let me see the dabs you bought, oh man that's nothing but poopsoup mids.

by Bobtheman7 September 23, 2017

pooptop

A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.

Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!

by ClickClickAPooptop March 7, 2009

poopshoop

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying

"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"

by buffie May 13, 2007