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When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.
Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!
Pooptop by cheddarz October 21, 2010
Words you can keep
A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.
Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
pooptop by ClickClickAPooptop March 7, 2009

pooptop-ing 

The act of pooping while on your laptop.
We had mexican food last night so I was pooptop-ing all night. Of course, I would never let anyone know that.
pooptop-ing by jaykayem December 7, 2009

Poontopolis 

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.
New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!
Poontopolis by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Poopoopeepee Man 

A man made entirely out of poopoopeepee. He is one of the most powerful, and most dangerous beings on earth.
Man 1: Hey its the Poopoopeepee Man
Man 2: RUN
Poopoopeepee Man by Fortguy February 26, 2019

poopoopeepee

this is the only word in my friends vocabulary, please help, Mickey is out of control. She will come up to you just to whisper this in your ear.
poopoopeepee

poopcopter 

A circular movement with a sock containing human faeces (ref 'Poopsock') and once in a while spats of human faeces will fly out, colliding other objects in the vicinity.
A: W00t, Look I'm a poopcopter!!! GOING round and round.
B: Hey look, a poopcopter! Ah, cr*p, poop on my shirt
poopcopter by Toverfee November 30, 2013
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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