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Pooptop

When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.
Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!
by cheddarz October 21, 2010
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A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.
Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
by ClickClickAPooptop March 7, 2009
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pooptop-ing

The act of pooping while on your laptop.
We had mexican food last night so I was pooptop-ing all night. Of course, I would never let anyone know that.
by jaykayem December 7, 2009
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Poontopolis

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.
New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!
by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
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Poopoopeepee Man

A man made entirely out of poopoopeepee. He is one of the most powerful, and most dangerous beings on earth.
Man 1: Hey its the Poopoopeepee Man
Man 2: RUN
by Fortguy February 26, 2019
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poopoopeepee

this is the only word in my friends vocabulary, please help, Mickey is out of control. She will come up to you just to whisper this in your ear.
poopoopeepee
by hecking cool person June 17, 2019
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poopcopter

A circular movement with a sock containing human faeces (ref 'Poopsock') and once in a while spats of human faeces will fly out, colliding other objects in the vicinity.
A: W00t, Look I'm a poopcopter!!! GOING round and round.
B: Hey look, a poopcopter! Ah, cr*p, poop on my shirt
by Toverfee November 30, 2013
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