Pooptop

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When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.

Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!

Pooptop by cheddarz October 21, 2010

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pooptop

A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.

Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!

pooptop by ClickClickAPooptop March 7, 2009

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pooptop-ing

The act of pooping while on your laptop.

We had mexican food last night so I was pooptop-ing all night. Of course, I would never let anyone know that.

pooptop-ing by jaykayem December 7, 2009

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Poontopolis

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.

New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!

Poontopolis by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

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Poopoopeepee Man

A man made entirely out of poopoopeepee. He is one of the most powerful, and most dangerous beings on earth.

Man 1: Hey its the Poopoopeepee Man
Man 2: RUN

Poopoopeepee Man by Fortguy February 26, 2019

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poopoopeepee

this is the only word in my friends vocabulary, please help, Mickey is out of control. She will come up to you just to whisper this in your ear.

poopoopeepee

poopoopeepee by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

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poopcopter

A circular movement with a sock containing human faeces (ref 'Poopsock') and once in a while spats of human faeces will fly out, colliding other objects in the vicinity.

A: W00t, Look I'm a poopcopter!!! GOING round and round.
B: Hey look, a poopcopter! Ah, cr*p, poop on my shirt

poopcopter by Toverfee November 30, 2013

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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