Pooptop

When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.

Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!

by cheddarz October 21, 2010

pooptop

A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.

Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!

by ClickClickAPooptop March 07, 2009

pooptopped

1:The past tense version of pooptop.

2: The act of someone shitting on your laptop and closing in on the shit.

Guy 1: Ohhh fuck dude! Some one shit on my laptop!

Guy 2: Looks like you got pooptopped!

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Maybe because you were such a cock holster to that guy down the hall.

by BabyButt October 21, 2013

pooptop-ing

The act of pooping while on your laptop.

We had mexican food last night so I was pooptop-ing all night. Of course, I would never let anyone know that.

by jaykayem December 07, 2009