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poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
Poopnap by thatmandb April 29, 2010
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Poopsnip 

Yomith: What do you call a poopsnip?
Person: I don't know, what?
Yomith: Tawfiq

poopersnaps 

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"
poopersnaps by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

poopslap 

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.
Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!
poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

Poopscapade 

after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.
Poopscapade by M&Attack April 11, 2010

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008