poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."
"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"
"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"
"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
by thatmandb April 29, 2010
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The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.
Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
by Billybobpete August 15, 2009
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2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.
2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.
1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.
2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.
2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.
by nifer April 21, 2006
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Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.
Drew: Could you drop a deuce?
Zac: Yeah, I could poop...
Drew: You should take a poonap.
~poonapping
Drew: Could you drop a deuce?
Zac: Yeah, I could poop...
Drew: You should take a poonap.
~poonapping
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When a gay guy tries to fuck himself in the ass... gets a boner... and then poop flings everywhere.
When a gay guy tries to fuck himself in the ass... gets a boner... and then poop flings everywhere.
by dontlagthevag April 27, 2009
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