Pooniferous

A middle aged transvestite clown that lives in an old 1960s burgundy trailer. Pooniferous is an odd thing that eats children and male semen, but can spawn a fetus from its mouth. He likes to lather himself in peanut butter and likes to make sculptures of his victims with the remaining peanut butter. He is also known to have sick sexual amusement from jumper cables clamped to his pancake nipples.

I just saw pooniferous buying seventeen cans of peanut butter at the grocery store.

I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.

by Pooniferousatemychildren461 March 23, 2011

pooniverous

A person who just can't get enuff poon and gotta keep eating it like meat

Michael is one pooniverous bastard

by Golden handed pimp May 21, 2003

Porniferous

a way to describe something (or someone) that is very pornographic.

She is extremely Porniferous and raunchy, but a good lay anyhow though.

by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007

poonivorous

poonivorous is when someone or something eats strictly poontang

person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"

person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"

by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008

Peeniferous

That having to do with or regarding or reference to, the penis aka the peen.

I don’t know what this viscous is I’m sitting in but it seems peeniferous.

This room smells like a peeniferous locker room.

Your mouth is crusty. Is that a peeniferous discharge?

Why are you such a peeniferous little fucker?

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Pontiferous

Pontiferous is an emphatic way of praising something’s awesomeness.

That play was pontiferous!

by hot sauce josh October 17, 2017

pontiferous

speak for a long time and say absoultly nothing

The bishop at my conformation was pontiferous.

by Meghan and Lizz December 28, 2007