poopins

The act of taking a number two.

"Can I call you back? I have to go make the poopins now. Thanks."

poopins by Tony C.G. January 10, 2009

merry poopins 

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

merry poopins by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

mary poopins 

The nickname given to a certain style of pooping.

Man that poor toilet, I took a really mary poopins up in that bitch.

mary poopins by TheDefinitioner June 14, 2014

mary poopins 

A county clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples

Ms. Mary Poopins , herself unsuccessful at marriage, used the G card as an excuse to spread loathing, defy the law and as a way to experience gay sex first hand behind bars.

mary poopins by puss 'n boots October 27, 2015

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Making Poopies 

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013