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Poopbooking 

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.
"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

poopbooking 

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom
I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!
poopbooking by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010

poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Poopsocking 

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.
Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."
Poopsocking by dicks oak November 13, 2014

poopsocking 

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.
John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.
poopsocking by Ken March 14, 2005

poopyboofing 

when you stick something up someone's asshole, like a banana or a boot or a shovel, and then they poop
I thought I done told you fools not to poopyboof on my front lawn no more!
poopyboofing by PooPoo May 3, 2004
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