poopyboofing

when you stick something up someone's asshole, like a banana or a boot or a shovel, and then they poop

I thought I done told you fools not to poopyboof on my front lawn no more!

by PooPoo May 3, 2004

poopyboofing

what one does while boofing to expel excrement

boofing while pooping

MGPK loves to poopyboof when she has had a rough day.

by ktmq616 May 10, 2004

Poopbooking

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

poopbooking

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom

I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!

by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010