poopachute

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

by steveodabevo June 21, 2014

Poopchute spork thinger

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by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

Poopache

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

poopycute

a person who is really weird and stupid
also another word to describe something cute

Person A: You are poopycute
Person B: What way??
Person A: Both

The End.

by spdio22 July 6, 2022

poopchute

1) Rectal opening
2) A game similar to BS, except with elements of Truth or Dare (played mostly on college campuses)

1) That guy got fucked in the poopchute!
2) My girlfriend wants to kiss your girlfriend...let's go play Poopchute!

by Caligula April 25, 2003

poopachu

a version of pikachu, only made out of poop

little boy: mom look there's a pikachu
mom: no, son it's brown, that means its a poopachu

by poopachuisreal May 28, 2010

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011