Caligula's definitions

Phantom Karl

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.

Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

poopchute

1) Rectal opening
2) A game similar to BS, except with elements of Truth or Dare (played mostly on college campuses)

1) That guy got fucked in the poopchute!
2) My girlfriend wants to kiss your girlfriend...let's go play Poopchute!

by Caligula April 25, 2003

caligula

1) A Roman emperor who suffered from syphilis. Reputed to have had sexual relations with his sister (among other people and things) and ate her corpse after she died of the disease.

2)Someone who is incredibly perverted

1) Caligula once ruled Rome.

2) Dude, that guy just sucked off some guy so he could spit the cum at his statistics professor! What a Caligula!

by Caligula April 25, 2003

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

Wade Boggs

n. A bisexual man or woman. Baseball great Wade Boggs bats left and throws right, a twist on the classic term for homosexuality "batting from the other side of the plate".

Tom was labeled a Wade Boggs after pulling his cock out of Jenny and inserting it into Mike.

by Caligula March 19, 2005

deported

The accion of, to and or be fucked...

Juan Carlos Carreto.

by Caligula April 1, 2005

alimentary canal

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.

I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.

by Caligula May 20, 2004