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Poop on me and lick it off
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
Poop on me and lick it off by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011
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Let me poop on it
1. When a difficult decision, that may or may not be important reveals it self, and is abruptly followed by the sudden urge to poop.
2. Your unsure about something or have have run out of ideas, and subsequently take a poop to resolve the dilemma.
2. Your unsure about something or have have run out of ideas, and subsequently take a poop to resolve the dilemma.
"Where do you want to go for dinner?"
"I'm not sure, let me poop on it."
"Hows the Johnson account going?"
"Not well, I should poop on it."
"I'm not sure, let me poop on it."
"Hows the Johnson account going?"
"Not well, I should poop on it."
Let me poop on it by jickers October 30, 2011
poop on me
poop on me by kelsey bumling January 17, 2022
Poop on me and lick it off
Poop on me and lick it off by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
for me to poop on
Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.
Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
for me to poop on by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003
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