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poop a hammer 

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.
..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

Poorhammer 

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.
Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.
Poorhammer by Everplayer September 17, 2010

Poonhammer 

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;
“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “
Poonhammer by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer 

Noun: A man's genitalia that resembles that off a hammer,that is employed by it's user as a weapon to assault vaginas (in a consenting manner).

1. The God and intellectual leader of scout.com/USC - public message board.
When he brought out the poonhammer Stacy knew she was in for a vaginal beating.

Poonhammer just owned Keen and Lono.
Poonhammer by JA Lau December 14, 2008

Poonhammer 

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.
Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.
Poonhammer by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021

Poonhammer 

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.
Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.
Poonhammer by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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