poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005

poop a hammer

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.

..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009

Poorhammer

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.

Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.

by Everplayer September 17, 2010

Poonhammer

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer

Noun: A man's genitalia that resembles that off a hammer,that is employed by it's user as a weapon to assault vaginas (in a consenting manner).

1. The God and intellectual leader of scout.com/USC - public message board.

When he brought out the poonhammer Stacy knew she was in for a vaginal beating.

Poonhammer just owned Keen and Lono.

by JA Lau December 14, 2008

Poonhammer

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.

Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.

by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021

Poonhammer

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.

Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.

by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021