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Poontine
Verb. Pronounced (poon-teen)
Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.
Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.
Poontine by Jojolongwood June 6, 2022
Poontunes
Poontunes by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011
porntined
When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.
Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
porntined by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021
pooptine
pooptine by Brougham96 June 28, 2015
Poongine
A cross between pussy, vagina, and poontang. A name to refer to a male friend when he is acting like a pussy.
Poongine by Matt Oakes March 25, 2004
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