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poontine 

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork
"That poontine tasted delicious!"
poontine by Benrp13 January 29, 2014
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Poontine 

When you pour gravy in to a women’s vagina, and dip your “fry” (aka penis) in to the vagina
Joe: What’d you do with that Canadian girl last night?
Bill: I gave her the poontine, she loved it.
Poontine by Gravy boy December 9, 2019
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Poontine 

Verb. Pronounced (poon-teen)

Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.
"ey gurl, how bouts you and I play Tim Hortons and I feed you some poontine"
Poontine by Jojolongwood June 6, 2022

Poontunes 

Music that you put on when your fucking
I wanted to set the mood right when I was with my girl so I put on some poontunes
Poontunes by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011

porntined 

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

pooptine 

Turds and gravy served over fries.
One order of Pooptine, please.
pooptine by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

Poongine 

A cross between pussy, vagina, and poontang. A name to refer to a male friend when he is acting like a pussy.
Don't be such a poongine, just do it.

He's a poongine
Poongine by Matt Oakes March 25, 2004
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