poonpie

Pie made of Poon or a slack attempt at bullshitting in scrabble. also a poon that is exceptionally tempting

This poonpie is delicious.
I could go for some poonpie now

by Luke "Besmirkvehogan" Johnson March 4, 2007

Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

Loose Poopie

Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies

I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

Loud Poopie

Synonymous with FART. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant.

Hey, I just cut a loud poopie. It rattled the windows. At least a 5 on the Richter scale.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

Poopie Paralyzer

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Poopie

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 29, 2007