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by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Get the Ear cheese mug.When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
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Get the Pee Pee Tree mug.A harsher degree of smelling. The word smell would be too subtle but the word reek would be too extravagant. A middle level of a bad stench, finding a medium of stench.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
Get the Stank mug.Means no in a nice and sarcastic way, but usually has the underlying meaning that the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is chasing you and you seek the person who you say this too’s help in order to escape him because he is very powerful and you cannot free yourself from his control.
Person 1: why are you running from the bathroom... did you shit all over the walls?
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
Get the Toastephobia mug.that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
Get the Ass Groundhog mug.1. A combination of words to describe a person who has shit coming out of their ass
2. A person who is in fact a Shitface and an Ass
3. Could be a Nickname
4. Could be used to describe a very putent smell
5. Could be used as a compliment to commend someone’s ass for being so shockingly clean after shitting
2. A person who is in fact a Shitface and an Ass
3. Could be a Nickname
4. Could be used to describe a very putent smell
5. Could be used as a compliment to commend someone’s ass for being so shockingly clean after shitting
erson 1: Bro i just took a mega ass dookie!!!
Person 2: that’s crazy man I wouldn’t even have known you got such a clean Shitass!
Person 2: that’s crazy man I wouldn’t even have known you got such a clean Shitass!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020
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