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Stank

A harsher degree of smelling. The word smell would be too subtle but the word reek would be too extravagant. A middle level of a bad stench, finding a medium of stench.
Person 1: why do you stank so bad?
Person 2: hey man at least I don’t REEK!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Ass Groundhog

that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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Peanut Phobia

The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.
Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.
Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Poopie

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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