peepeepoopooman:)'s definitions

Poopie

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

No❤️

Means no in a nice and sarcastic way, but usually has the underlying meaning that the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is chasing you and you seek the person who you say this too’s help in order to escape him because he is very powerful and you cannot free yourself from his control.

Person 1: why are you running from the bathroom... did you shit all over the walls?
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020