peepeepoopooman:)'s definitions

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Shitass

1. A combination of words to describe a person who has shit coming out of their ass
2. A person who is in fact a Shitface and an Ass
3. Could be a Nickname
4. Could be used to describe a very putent smell
5. Could be used as a compliment to commend someone’s ass for being so shockingly clean after shitting

erson 1: Bro i just took a mega ass dookie!!!
Person 2: that’s crazy man I wouldn’t even have known you got such a clean Shitass!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020

Smelly

To fester such a repulsive and putrid odor that you frighten and send anyone within 10 feet of you into an intense shock and panic from the reeking scent. Uh oh Stinky.

Person 1: why are you so fucking smelly man?
Person 2: that’s a good ass question ask your mom.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Toastephobia

Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.

Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

Peanut Phobia

The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.

Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020