Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020

Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

No❤️

Means no in a nice and sarcastic way, but usually has the underlying meaning that the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is chasing you and you seek the person who you say this too’s help in order to escape him because he is very powerful and you cannot free yourself from his control.

Person 1: why are you running from the bathroom... did you shit all over the walls?
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

Poopie

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020

Shitass

1. A combination of words to describe a person who has shit coming out of their ass
2. A person who is in fact a Shitface and an Ass
3. Could be a Nickname
4. Could be used to describe a very putent smell
5. Could be used as a compliment to commend someone’s ass for being so shockingly clean after shitting

erson 1: Bro i just took a mega ass dookie!!!
Person 2: that’s crazy man I wouldn’t even have known you got such a clean Shitass!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020

Smelly

To fester such a repulsive and putrid odor that you frighten and send anyone within 10 feet of you into an intense shock and panic from the reeking scent. Uh oh Stinky.

Person 1: why are you so fucking smelly man?
Person 2: that’s a good ass question ask your mom.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020