30 definitions by peepeepoopooman:)

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To get out of your bag/ to get out of your feelings
Person 1: You been in your feelings so much lately, when you gonna snap outta it bro?
Person 2: I’m going to the city tonight to get out my birkin’ .
by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020
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person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.
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The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.
Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.
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The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.
Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
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When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.
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A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it
Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020
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