peepeepoopooman:)'s definitions

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

No❤️

Means no in a nice and sarcastic way, but usually has the underlying meaning that the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is chasing you and you seek the person who you say this too’s help in order to escape him because he is very powerful and you cannot free yourself from his control.

Person 1: why are you running from the bathroom... did you shit all over the walls?
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Poopie

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Peanut Phobia

The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.

Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020