by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020
A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it
by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020
Means no in a nice and sarcastic way, but usually has the underlying meaning that the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is chasing you and you seek the person who you say this too’s help in order to escape him because he is very powerful and you cannot free yourself from his control.
Person 1: why are you running from the bathroom... did you shit all over the walls?
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.
Person 2: No❤️❤️❤️❤️.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020
The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 06, 2020
1. A combination of words to describe a person who has shit coming out of their ass
2. A person who is in fact a Shitface and an Ass
3. Could be a Nickname
4. Could be used to describe a very putent smell
5. Could be used as a compliment to commend someone’s ass for being so shockingly clean after shitting
2. A person who is in fact a Shitface and an Ass
3. Could be a Nickname
4. Could be used to describe a very putent smell
5. Could be used as a compliment to commend someone’s ass for being so shockingly clean after shitting
erson 1: Bro i just took a mega ass dookie!!!
Person 2: that’s crazy man I wouldn’t even have known you got such a clean Shitass!
Person 2: that’s crazy man I wouldn’t even have known you got such a clean Shitass!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020
Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020