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An object of desire at most times, but especially while in periods of inebriation. May inspire musicians to break into song of certain foods... especially biscuits and/or gravy.
I like to eat Pooncie... biscuits and gravy.
pooncie by whiskers November 8, 2004
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...talking about biscuits
biscuits and gravy
pooncie by whiskers November 11, 2004
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Poonce is Australian slang for an overtly camp and effeminate homosexual
D'ya see that mate ? Walkin around like a poonce
Poonce by AussieOi October 25, 2018

Porncierge 

Noun: A close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the porn from your computer as well as remove any pornographic material from your household in the event of your death.
Hey Pete, i have a lot of porn on my computer and in my bedroom. i'm going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. I was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my Porncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.
Porncierge by sweet al October 30, 2009
Pooncel is a combination of the words "Pooner" (slang for a non-passing transgender man.) And "Incel" (stands for involuntary celibate.)

A pooncel is a female-to-male transgender person or a transmasculine person who is unable to get laid. This can be caused by many different things that transmasculine people struggle with (short height, mental illness, female socialization, lack of confidence, etc) which can also be struggled with by regular cisgender incels
Girl 1: "Have you seen Ayden? He's like 5'4!"
Girl 2: "What a pooncel, no woman will ever want him"
Pooncel by Hijac August 31, 2022

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Pooner: “I’m not like the other pooners I hate women and use 4chan

Cis person: “So you are a pooncel?..”
Pooncel by HaydenCat May 7, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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