POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.

Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."

Poomerang by KJ275 August 7, 2012

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poomerang

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.

In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".

poomerang by David L. Brown March 29, 2008

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Poomhiran

Poomhiran is a cool guy, ome that used to look very tall but shrunk over time. People called Poomhiran are usually born in january and are overall very cool and fun people. He has amazing chad energy and people say that he's a great guy to vent to. But if you anger one, prepare yourself for the worst

Have you seen that Poomhiran?
Yeah, he's intimidating but amazing

Poomhiran by JW-chickin February 6, 2022

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poomerang

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement

We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!

poomerang by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

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