poominating

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.

I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024

Cross Polinating

Using the same finger to pick the second nostril of one's nose immediately after picking the first.

The dude next to me at the traffic light was doing some serious cross polinating this morning.

by Harrrry March 10, 2009

Poopilating butt spray

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.

Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

by andrewhhh April 21, 2006

Poofilating

Male narcissist, grooming and admiring himself in the mirror

Look at Harry poofilating in the mirror

by KenzOmar October 31, 2019

Polinating the Flower

When a guy cums all over a girls pursed lips.

Right before I came, she pursed her lips, so I could polinate the flower!

by Tom Smith April 18, 2004

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation

i was pollinating (sex act) her

by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025