Unidentified Faecal Object: When something appears in your poop that you KNOW you didn't have for dinner last night.
"Mary! Them goddam UFO's are appearing in my poop again. I knows we didn't have brown grapes for dinner last night, so what are they doing in the goddam pan?!"
by brownsource August 24, 2016
When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.
by brownsource July 10, 2017
The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
by brownsource November 08, 2016
by brownsource December 20, 2012
by brownsource November 09, 2016
When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
by brownsource November 07, 2016
When you rip off your top (optional), paint your face blue (optional) and run around town shouting "Freeeeeeeeeeedoooooooom!". A bit like a berserk scotsman trying to terrify the English in their many battles .
SIMON: "Jesus, holy Mary the mother of God and the twelve deisciples! Rebekah, did you see that?! What the crap was it?"
REBEKAH: "I think that was Max, Simon. He's been stuck in the library. He must have finished his coursework and has just seen daylight for the first time in months. Now he's off bravehearting around town like Mel Gibson in that movie about those people"
REBEKAH: "I think that was Max, Simon. He's been stuck in the library. He must have finished his coursework and has just seen daylight for the first time in months. Now he's off bravehearting around town like Mel Gibson in that movie about those people"
by brownsource September 20, 2016