Definitions by brownsource
Poomerang
When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.
Poomerang by brownsource July 10, 2017
Closing effect
The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
Closing effect by brownsource November 8, 2016
Bravehearting
When you rip off your top (optional), paint your face blue (optional) and run around town shouting "Freeeeeeeeeeedoooooooom!". A bit like a berserk scotsman trying to terrify the English in their many battles .
SIMON: "Jesus, holy Mary the mother of God and the twelve deisciples! Rebekah, did you see that?! What the crap was it?"
REBEKAH: "I think that was Max, Simon. He's been stuck in the library. He must have finished his coursework and has just seen daylight for the first time in months. Now he's off bravehearting around town like Mel Gibson in that movie about those people"
REBEKAH: "I think that was Max, Simon. He's been stuck in the library. He must have finished his coursework and has just seen daylight for the first time in months. Now he's off bravehearting around town like Mel Gibson in that movie about those people"
Bravehearting by brownsource September 20, 2016
UFO
Unidentified Faecal Object: When something appears in your poop that you KNOW you didn't have for dinner last night.
"Mary! Them goddam UFO's are appearing in my poop again. I knows we didn't have brown grapes for dinner last night, so what are they doing in the goddam pan?!"
UFO by brownsource August 24, 2016
Teath
Teath by brownsource December 20, 2012