UFO

Unidentified Faecal Object: When something appears in your poop that you KNOW you didn't have for dinner last night.
"Mary! Them goddam UFO's are appearing in my poop again. I knows we didn't have brown grapes for dinner last night, so what are they doing in the goddam pan?!"
by brownsource August 24, 2016
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Poomerang

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.
Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!
by brownsource July 10, 2017
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Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.
The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
by brownsource November 08, 2016
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Teath

The feeling you get when you drink too many cups of tea and your teeth go squeaky
I couldn't possibly have another cup of tea sir, I've gone all teathy
by brownsource December 20, 2012
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Hooching

To dribble excessively in one's sleep
Oh my god Rebekah! You were hooching again last night. The pillow is soaked!
by brownsource November 09, 2016
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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
by brownsource November 07, 2016
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Bravehearting

When you rip off your top (optional), paint your face blue (optional) and run around town shouting "Freeeeeeeeeeedoooooooom!". A bit like a berserk scotsman trying to terrify the English in their many battles .
SIMON: "Jesus, holy Mary the mother of God and the twelve deisciples! Rebekah, did you see that?! What the crap was it?"

REBEKAH: "I think that was Max, Simon. He's been stuck in the library. He must have finished his coursework and has just seen daylight for the first time in months. Now he's off bravehearting around town like Mel Gibson in that movie about those people"
by brownsource September 20, 2016
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