Doomerang

One of those Girls/boys you meet and they seem normal and real nice. Then they turn out to be an absolute psycho, they won't delete you number when you ask them to, pretend the don't like you (when they obviously do) , when you turn them down they flip, and call you fucked up names, and text text text you till you can't ignore them. You have tried everything to get rid of them, saying you have a GF, being as polite as you can, even being an absolute cock to them, they wont leave you alone, they keep coming back like a boomerang, but its worse its a Goddam! Doomerang.

Boy1: Who's that keep sending you texts?
Boy2: This girl from work i've told her im not interested at all but she still keeps on texting me man, its driving me mental
Boy1: Shit man that bitch is a Doomerang

Girl1: I met this boy and gave him my number, he seemed really nice but he turned out to be a bit weird
Girl2: OMG you better hope he aint a doomerang or your never get rid of him, shouldn't have gave him your number!

by Jevil Child June 19, 2011

Bang and boomerang

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.

Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."

by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.

Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.

by Limjona November 15, 2016

Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.

She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.

by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

by kimt205 May 27, 2012