Boomerangst

Technically, what goes around comes around. Boomerangst is he terror that the Baby Boom generation experiences at the reality of getting old; specifically the difficulty identifying their status as 'retired' or asking for any sort of 'Senior' discount. It begins at age 50 when AARP mails out a membership card and culminates in signing up for Medicare at 65.

He agonized over his increasing hair loss with his therapist, who noted 'boomerangst' in his notes

by Shardonnay January 26, 2014

Boomerangst

A peculiar affliction found predominantly among boomers, characterized by their unyielding compulsion to toss antiquated political memes into conversations like a well-worn boomerang. Sufferers of boomerangst regurgitate the stale rhetoric of their favorite political pundits, seeking validation from a chorus of equally unproductive peers glued to political talk shows. This condition thrives in the wild habitats of social media and family dinners, where it manifests as an acute inability to engage in non-political banter, leaving a trail of eye rolls and sighs in its wake.

At Thanksgiving dinner, Uncle Mike's boomerangst was in full swing as he launched into another unsolicited meme monologue about "how things used to be," while the rest of us traded glances and braced for the inevitable political rerun.

by BoilPricker May 9, 2024

Bang and boomerang

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.

Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."

by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.

Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.

by Limjona November 15, 2016

Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.

She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.

by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020