poohwaffle
Like the moon coud be populated by fish eating lizards. (Thats Lizards that eat fish, not Fish that eat Lizards!)
poohwaffle by Lion August 19, 2004
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Polywaffle
A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.
So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.
Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019
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Ponywaffle
Ponywaffle by Shadow Amadeus October 20, 2010
Polywaffle
Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....
Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020
Profwaffle
Profwaffle by korrupt_girl April 3, 2011
Polywaffle
1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.
"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"
"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."
"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."
Polywaffle by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"