poohramid 

when you go to a festival or work on a building site with a temporary non-flush toilet and so many people have already used it that the pooh & paper is piling up so high it forms a pooh pyramid.

phew that builders porta-john is really full, i had to stand up to pooh so my butt didn't touch the 'Poohramid'

poohramid by Fancylickher May 30, 2016

pooramid 

When ones stool is so substantial that it protrudes from the water in the shape shape of a pyramid.

Robert: Hey Mark! That shit's so massive it's like mount poovious!

Mark: it's a serious Pooramid!

pooramid by MTSelfridge October 8, 2013

Poofraid 

Afraid of taking a poop or massive dump when away from your most comfortable toilet

“Yo man, I’m poofraid right now! I miss my toilet at home”

Poofraid by Vapoofraid September 1, 2018

poohnami 

1. (noun)

Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.

"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."

"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."

"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"

poohnami by Tui56 July 24, 2023

poohnami 

Toilet that has overflowed large amounts of pooh.

Public washroom at work had been filled with paper towels and flushed many times. Eventually plugged the main sewer line. All toilets overflowed, waste throughout the main offices including the Plant Mangers. Carpets had to be replaced and entire area sanitized-"what happened?- we had a poohnami"

poohnami by poohster February 25, 2010

Poohnami 

Flatulence released into a body of water creating a tidal wave effect.

Chris caused a Poohnami when he ripped one in the pool.

Poohnami by Bulldog fan August 30, 2013

poohnami 

1. (noun)

Somebody who likes to talk proper sh*t. just diarrheaing out useless information.

all becky does is talk poohnami she is so annoying

poohnami by poohnamiprincess June 1, 2021