poohnami

1. (noun)

Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.

"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."

"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."

"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"

by Tui56 July 24, 2023

poohnami

Toilet that has overflowed large amounts of pooh.

Public washroom at work had been filled with paper towels and flushed many times. Eventually plugged the main sewer line. All toilets overflowed, waste throughout the main offices including the Plant Mangers. Carpets had to be replaced and entire area sanitized-"what happened?- we had a poohnami"

by poohster February 25, 2010

Poohnami

Flatulence released into a body of water creating a tidal wave effect.

Chris caused a Poohnami when he ripped one in the pool.

by Bulldog fan August 30, 2013

poohnami

1. (noun)

Somebody who likes to talk proper sh*t. just diarrheaing out useless information.

all becky does is talk poohnami she is so annoying

by poohnamiprincess June 1, 2021