poohnami 

1. (noun)

Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.

"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."

"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."

"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"

poohnami by Tui56 July 24, 2023

poohnami 

Toilet that has overflowed large amounts of pooh.

Public washroom at work had been filled with paper towels and flushed many times. Eventually plugged the main sewer line. All toilets overflowed, waste throughout the main offices including the Plant Mangers. Carpets had to be replaced and entire area sanitized-"what happened?- we had a poohnami"

poohnami by poohster February 25, 2010

Poohnami 

Flatulence released into a body of water creating a tidal wave effect.

Chris caused a Poohnami when he ripped one in the pool.

Poohnami by Bulldog fan August 30, 2013

poohnami 

1. (noun)

Somebody who likes to talk proper sh*t. just diarrheaing out useless information.

all becky does is talk poohnami she is so annoying

poohnami by poohnamiprincess June 1, 2021

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012

Poolnami 

A wave that splashes out your pool during an earthquake.

Dude, I rode the poolnami during the earthquake. Why is Dale in the pool with his board ? He's waiting for a poolnami. Holy Poolnami !

Poolnami by LadenIce April 5, 2010

poohnani 

n: Polular term for the female genitalia.

I like to eat da' poohnani.

poohnani by harveyzane August 11, 2003