poohnami
1. (noun)
Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.
Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.
"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."
"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."
"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"
"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."
"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"
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