pooghan

A person who is tall, blonde and overly obnoxious, but definitely someone who can make you laugh. They LOVE COKE and do it in the morning and before bed. Plus a great plug when you need drugs- mostly coke but also meth (can be found eating garbage in an alley).

Guy 1: Have you met pooghan?

Guy 2: Hey yeah! That’s my cocaine plug, we met when I heard munching in an alleyway.

by axoscope January 19, 2022

poohan

a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.

Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan

by anymous23445 May 5, 2008

Poohan

Polish Peace Promoter

Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!

by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009

Poonhandler

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.

Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.

by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.

I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.

by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011

poohand

the scent of feces clinging to one's hand, even through handwashing with soap

OMG, i've got the poohand!!!1

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Poogandhi

The act of inserting one's thumb up your sexual partner's rectal cavity.....pulling it out ....proceeding to dot them on the forehead with said thumb. If not enough fecal matter, reinsert with a longer finger, and do not rinse, but repeat.

The result is your partner having a "poo dot", and looking like Gandhi.

I had a blind date with an Indian girl the other day, and decided to honor her traditions by giving her a Poogandhi.

by Pomchenko April 12, 2011