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A person who is tall, blonde and overly obnoxious, but definitely someone who can make you laugh. They LOVE COKE and do it in the morning and before bed. Plus a great plug when you need drugs- mostly coke but also meth (can be found eating garbage in an alley).
Guy 1: Have you met pooghan?

Guy 2: Hey yeah! That’s my cocaine plug, we met when I heard munching in an alleyway.
pooghan by axoscope January 19, 2022
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a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.
Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan
poohan by anymous23445 May 5, 2008
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Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!
Poohan by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009

Poonhandler 

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.
Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
Poonhandler by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

Pooganis 

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.
I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.
Pooganis by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011
the scent of feces clinging to one's hand, even through handwashing with soap
OMG, i've got the poohand!!!1
poohand by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Poogandhi 

The act of inserting one's thumb up your sexual partner's rectal cavity.....pulling it out ....proceeding to dot them on the forehead with said thumb. If not enough fecal matter, reinsert with a longer finger, and do not rinse, but repeat.

The result is your partner having a "poo dot", and looking like Gandhi.
I had a blind date with an Indian girl the other day, and decided to honor her traditions by giving her a Poogandhi.
Poogandhi by Pomchenko April 12, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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