poohan

a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.

Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan

by anymous23445 May 5, 2008

Poohan

Polish Peace Promoter

Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!

by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009

Winnie the poohing

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011

Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poohtang

The heaven between a girls legs

We're out to get some poohtang tonight

by Pseudonym25 April 26, 2014

Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

by PooterScoots November 8, 2018