A sexual act performed on an individual with a penis, where they are licked from the taint all the way up to the mouth in one go.
by jeff suckapon October 11, 2021
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by gaymenlover October 11, 2021
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noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
by poondoggle June 8, 2018
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noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
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"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."
by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020
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The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
by kam75xx February 24, 2019
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