pooftenth 

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

pooftenth by David Arnott September 2, 2003

Pootential 

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

poonteeth 

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

Pootention 

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

Pootention by Farmand March 18, 2023

poontentialometer 

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.

"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"

poontentialometer by nnnsss February 18, 2010

Pootential 

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

Pootential by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

poontential 

the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right fucking

your 5 year old daughter has got some poontential

poontential by addz October 12, 2003