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(v.) past tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)
Poofted by perigirin July 21, 2008
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(v.) passed tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)
poofted by perigirin January 5, 2009

Poofter baiting 

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.
Poofter baiting by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.
*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"
Poofters Love Call by crcdj March 29, 2011

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.
Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.
After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.
Poofters bar by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008

poofterized 

australian term

1. used to describe any object, action or process which is of exceptionally low standard.

2. used to express absolute disgust
1. (when the lawnmower refuses to start) "COME ON!!! YOU FUCKEN POOFTERIZED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! "

2. "that two-girls-one-cup video was poofterized. i chundered....hard!"
poofterized by screaming axe wound February 9, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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