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Chokey pokey bum wank
Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013
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Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
Pokey-bum-wank by MisterLee October 7, 2003
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pokey bum wank by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008
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What is John up to tonight?
He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
pokey bum wank by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010
Pokey Bum Wank
The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
Pokey Bum Wank by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009
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