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pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.
Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.

pokey bum wank 

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
pokey bum wank by Dave September 16, 2003

pokey bum wank 

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure
" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "
pokey bum wank by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

pokey bum wank 

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.
What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
pokey bum wank by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

Pokey Bum Wank 

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.
Pokey Bum Wank by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009

pokey bum wank 

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole
"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"
pokey bum wank by Andys Mom June 21, 2007
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