poodging

he act of clenching one’s buttocks to prevent defecation when urgently needing to relieve oneself.

I was poodging so hard during that meeting I thought I’d pass out.

by borderroar December 7, 2025

Poodling

When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.

"That furry couldn't have even been bothered to wear long sleeves. Fucking degenerates, I hate poodling"

by Zanyystar March 7, 2020

plodging

Slang word from North-Eastern England which refers to the act of walking through a shallow body of water.

The bairns went plodging in the river.

Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?

by ShaneJosephDonnelly February 25, 2015

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

poodling

v. To poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.To worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.To approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
From early 19th cen. German 'Pudelhÿng'

My wife's getting a nose ring today and I'm totaly poodling over it. You think you've got problems, the girl I'm dating won't wear my pajamas, I've poodled over it for days.

by boo boo the bear May 25, 2007

podging the hodge

Cutting a girls hair off while she's sleeping.

We were podging the hodge at that party last night, left a lot of girls bald headed!

by Joethebarber September 26, 2006

poodingy

The act of a trans man answering the door to a boy scout and the boy scout giving the "man" a blowjob while getting anal from the straight neighbour because the boy scout has long, flowing hair which makes him look like a girl.

Person 1: Did you see my nigga Andrew at the door yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a poodingy

by BISHESHOOGA TING March 7, 2019