plodging

Slang word from North-Eastern England which refers to the act of walking through a shallow body of water.

The bairns went plodging in the river.

Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?

by ShaneJosephDonnelly February 25, 2015

trod plodging

The act of engaging in anal sex with an overweight person.
verb: trod plodger
adjective: trodding plodge

I'm going to Jenny Craig meetings to do some trod plodging.

by Aidinigan February 22, 2011

Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

by Another damn hippie. June 4, 2018

plogging

Ah, plogging. The famous word noone knew the meaning of. Plogging is the combination of picking up trash(litter, garbage) and jogging. Like ginormous, if you will.

I plogged(Ah, plogging. The famous word noone knew the meaning of. Plogging is the combination of picking up trash(litter, garbage) and jogging. Like ginormous, if you will.) my way through the trash trail in my garden.

by thisisthedefiner_121 April 25, 2021

Defensive Pledging

Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.

Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.

Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.

by Tralalalala January 16, 2008

pledging

The act of trying to join a frat/soror. After rushing, the frat/soror may ask the rushee to pledge. The pledge must do whatever they are asked.

Sorority girl 1: Look at how cute our pledge is. She has to walk around campus wearing a bumblee costume and singing "Stars are blind."
Sorority girl 2: Yeah, we should make her eat dog food later. After pledging we don't even have to let her in.

by pledgee July 28, 2006

podging the hodge

Cutting a girls hair off while she's sleeping.

We were podging the hodge at that party last night, left a lot of girls bald headed!

by Joethebarber September 26, 2006