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poodingy 

The act of a trans man answering the door to a boy scout and the boy scout giving the "man" a blowjob while getting anal from the straight neighbour because the boy scout has long, flowing hair which makes him look like a girl.
Person 1: Did you see my nigga Andrew at the door yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a poodingy
poodingy by BISHESHOOGA TING March 7, 2019
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Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."
-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"
pooding by guppygould May 30, 2009
A tactical emptying of the bowles in order to make space after a particuarly heavy dinner. This subsequently allows the consuption of pudding.
I was so stuffed after the massive mixed grill at the pub at lunch time, I had to do pooding so I could manage the apple pie dessert.
pooding by edmeister11 February 5, 2010
An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.
Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!
pooding by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005

Captain Pooding 

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding
Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name
Captain Pooding by bumsectomy June 1, 2009
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