When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

To get drunk and crap all over a public establishment

Sticking a finger up your butt and using your pool to finger paint on walls,your clothing , etc