Scorpio. Usually, a male. Currently, a self-styled dickbag. Known for being homeless and retarded. Looks convincing enuff playing guitar. Former scholar of language and mysticism. Claims to be famous and chit-chat with celebrated personalities. Also claims to be telepathic. Violent, paranoid, schizophrenic. When giving him money or telling him to leave, approach with caution.
"Fuck timeless"
(Cause he's (adjective)
"Fuck timeless"
(He needs to get laid)
"Fuck, timeless"
(Sigh- "yep")
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!