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poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015
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Forcible poolboying 

The ability for certain older cougars to turn all younger men around them into poolboys, or mental slaves. Using a combination of confidence and sexuality they turn weak willed young men, usually emo guys, into their bitches.
Dude1: That old cougar wants me, I bet I hit that tonight.

Dude2: No way, she's just trying to use forcible poolboying on you to make you her bitch. She's a boytoy collector.
Forcible poolboying by darekb January 20, 2008